Window shades

Window shades

And you woke up and raise your window shades

by PabloEscobar123321 May 28, 2020

shaded gizzard

When a girl queefs into your urethra hence inflating your balls.

Last week Samantha got me with a crazy shaded gizzard and my balls inflated like a hot air balloon.

by shaded gizzard November 29, 2024

Shade Dweller

Derogatory term focused on white/pale/albino individuals who stay out of direct sunlight do to their fare complexions.

You damn shade dweller!!

Look at that shade dweller, "GET A LITTLE SUNLIGHT WHITEY".

by Gubaguh June 02, 2024

Eye Shade

A person with a forehead so massive that it goes forward, creating a shade for the eyes.

"Look at the size of her forehead!"
"What an eye shade."

by ilovewikipedia August 09, 2024

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 04, 2021

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 31, 2019

Sady and Shade

THEY ARE BADASSES!! they're not afraid to do anything. So before you go up to talk to them be careful, cause they'll take that stick out of your ass and put a cactus up there.

sady and shade are a scary couple.. don't get on their bad side.

by slaythedayy3938 August 18, 2022