Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 28, 2019

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pineapple passport

Border pass to gain entry into Queensland, Australia.

Hey Steve, have you got your pineapple passport yet? Na mate still waiting. Gonna have to get another COVID test if I can’t get in before tomorrow ey. Gonna miss shazzas wedding at this rate.

by justoaussie December 25, 2021

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pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

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pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

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pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich April 01, 2018

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