nonce

also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo

‘oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira’

by lil spanks October 31, 2019

Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025