Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

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Nonce

The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’

“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”

by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023

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Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.

You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.

by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024

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Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024

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From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

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