The Huxtable curse is a curse based on the Salem witch trials of 1692. This curse involves passing on the name of the "Huxtable" to a person of immense fear and worry. The Huxtable does not forgive and feeds off of fear and immaturity. Many women were burned in the 1600's in fear of the Huxtables return. It is largely known that Bill Cosby of the Cosby show has been recognised as this generations carrier of the Huxtable curse. He was forced to spend jailtime by the United States Government in hopes of hiding the Huxtable. It is said that a new spirit carries the Huxtable Curse. It is very likely that it will be a teenage male with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Huxtable curse can only be activated through form of ritual or direct contact. The Huxtable has been around since its creation in 457 B.C. and will likely carry on for the rest of eternity.
Chase has the Huxtable curse.
by Huxtable Curse July 24, 2021
A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.
Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!
by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019
“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “
by Aanemos November 07, 2022
The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....
That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 28, 2021
by RedCurse April 13, 2013
I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
by RKO2020 March 10, 2021
Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.
Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
by The X God Dosia February 11, 2018