Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.

“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
“Fuckin Crow!”

by BossMci March 10, 2021

Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

Crow

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.

Did you see that Crow putting on my shingles to my house?

by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022

Crow on crack

An expression that is definitely real and totally not made up by an idiot.

im such a crow on crack

by Jsicnf December 11, 2025

Jim Crowe kiss

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.

Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!

by thuggaballz July 24, 2024