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Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.
Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!
by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he, he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.
Girl 1: I want to date Christian he's so perfect
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him
by NG1234 December 12, 2018
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Christian is a rich,kind,smart,and better than everyone person he will throw shade at you when he thinks it's sunny,he doesn't care what anybody else thinks and he is a boss ass bitch
by Blac Chyna August 8, 2016
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Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
I wish I can be that kid Christian
by 50 Christian March 14, 2017
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A white fuckboy who is extremely cocky and will eventually show up to school thinking it's the shooting range.
by White Man20 October 15, 2018
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Christians

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
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ME
Christian is ight
by MYREALNAMEISNTALLAN June 13, 2018
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