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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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bless fight

A bless fight is where a 2 or more people fight however not in an aggressive way but more a test of strength
Come den blud lets have bless fight fam
by Aka Big Penis September 25, 2017
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Bless

A Tall, Smart, Funny dude when you meet someone with the name bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass but you'll be blessed to have him in your life
"Look over there its bless!"
"Bless is a cool guy"
"He's such a bless!"
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
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Ever Bless

Always enjoying blessedness; blessed for ever.
One thing I know for sure, I am ever bless!
by 340BABY January 30, 2022
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good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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to bless the rains down in Africa

A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 28, 2024
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