Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009

Buck tooth betty

1) A butt ugly cocktail waitress.

2) When you force your sister to give you head.

1) *sharp whistle* "Hey Buck Tooth Betty.... WHERE the FUCK is my coffee?"

2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"

by Fizzledizzle February 29, 2004

buck tooth dick skinner

some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off

dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner

by dustin peck November 11, 2007

Glasgow Tooth Brush

Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.

by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016