toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.
"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.
by actuallynoplease June 06, 2016
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Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...
Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."
by Woolfy47 May 21, 2015
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The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.
Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.
by Goochey November 06, 2020
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hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/CauchyLorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 14, 2014
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Rule 6783

You can't kill mom
You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783
by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021
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period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
by gymgirl12 February 15, 2012
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aubergine rule

The art of begging for forgiveness not for acceptance when trying to pull off a risky task.
Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
by DJ BULGE April 01, 2016
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