Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

Lego Pokemon Game

Lego Pokemon Game refers to Pokemon Lego Sets. That's it. That's the entire page.

Hey, I just finished my Lego Pokemon Game!
Cool, what Set was it?
It was the one with Charizard and Pikachu.
You're no longer my friend.

by Woomyism April 7, 2021

Pokemon Wack

A Pokémon fangame with over 4800 Pokémon, 52 types, weird-ass jokes, and shitty MS paint sprite work that will make you feel like you're tripping balls

Person 1: "Hey, have you ever played pokemon wack?"

Person 2: "No, what the fuck is that?"

Person 1: "Look at this video of it right here."

Person 2: "Oh... Oh god.."

by SC1296 July 18, 2022

Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.

Whats the best game ever? Pokemon

by the spazzy man November 1, 2022

pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

pokemon

green ball that bounces on you when you sleep

you drop it in your stomach and it keeps bouncing untill you break your back pokemon

by fwcockballs January 3, 2022

Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022