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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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snap plant

A person who is extremely addicted to snapchat, and lives their life on their app. They have an insanely huge snap score (1.5 million+), always have 20+ contacts of the opposite gender. The male ones are either fluffy hair white guys, or broccoli heads, while the girls all have the copy and paste boring middle part straight hair. They also collect bodies like its no tomorrow.
I heard that the two snap plants in my class Luke and Ashley are now dating, I predict that they will break up via Snapchat 7 hours and 43 minutes later due to cheating on each other with 5 other people.
by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024
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plant-based

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups
by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
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Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.
Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.
by Octosheep April 10, 2021
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sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.
My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.
by Billy Bob 54 August 12, 2023
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wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
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