Nonce

That Peter Brown kid is a right nonce
by Wagwan 619 November 22, 2018
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Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children
Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police
by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019
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nonce

Dylan Johnathan Cooper is the biggest fucking nonce i have ever seen. do you wonder why his pc cant even handle two tabs open at once. because it's so rammed full of CP that it cant fucking cope. its actually full to the brim. almost like what he wants to do to the children he has in his basement
by IFUCKINGHATEDYLANCOOPER December 1, 2023
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Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets
by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022
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Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
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Nonce

vikkstar123 is a nonce
by ksi is fat April 15, 2020
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nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️
OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol
by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019
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