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Noah

A weird girl with curly hair that likes to lick his dogs anus. She also likes reading books when he is done playing with himself
Chill out ~Noah
by Noah,Gay April 15, 2019
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A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.
"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."
by noahl310 April 15, 2019
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Noah has black curly hair and blue eyes. he plays baseball, wrestling and he does cross country. he loves back flips and he loves skittles.
yeet- what noah always says
by noah+cadence August 7, 2019
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humongous dick and gets girls on the daily
also better than Kevin
"Hey, where'd my girlfriend go?"
"She's at Noah's house"
"bruh"
by better_than_kevin August 30, 2019
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Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can
Noah-Christian you are so hot

Christian-Ummm Noah your gay

Maya- Oh... ok
by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019
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Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. He’s a liar and only cares about himself
Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.
by Dead incorporated October 15, 2019
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noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 7, 2020
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