Luke Larkin

Stealing a chair from a bar, then walking back home with it, except the police stop you then force you to walk the chair back to wherever you found it.

"Dude! I totally Luke Larkined the shit out of that bar."

by urbdickmaster May 5, 2009

Luke Hemmings

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!

Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, April 12, 2013

Luke Castellan

The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.

Percy: Hey, I'm Per-
Luke Castellan: LET'S KILL THE GODS! THEY SUCK!

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 4, 2015

luke brooks

"Such an amazing boy who have changed many of lives, is a massive inspiration and helps people a lot by making them smile all of the time. Is very funny and is a member of the janoskians. Is a handsome lad too. Perfect in many ways. "- @LukeBrooksJ - @Luke_brooks

"Who do you love?"
*name pops in to your head*
"Luke Brooks"

by jodannamariekiley November 1, 2013

Luke Zee

A short dumbass that eats shit and also happens to be a furry.

Person1: Do you know Luke Zee?
Person2: Yeah, isn't he that dumbass short kid who eats cat shit?

by BootLickerApeRace69 October 23, 2020

luke goter

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".

Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".

by IwaoImported May 19, 2016

Luke Hemmings

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)

"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"

by Roo :p June 19, 2014