Life

Painful, sad and annoying.

Person 1: "I hate my life"

Person 2: "Me too"

by APW200600 April 18, 2018

life

there's only one thing you need to know about life: it sucks. Yes, there are those happy moments in life from time to time, but we all just end up dying anyways so just do what you want to do and don't give a crap about what others think.

I can't believe she broke up with me, bro.
Well, life's life. Get over it.

by someone that u used to know November 8, 2018

Life

If you wanna live life, go with the moment. Don't plan everything out, it will all play out in the end. Once you over plan, it's usually less appreciated then you expected. Don't make mistakes a regret, life goes on shit happens.

"Today was terrible!"
-"Yeah that's Life"

by EikciVYarrP. September 11, 2011

Life

something that sucks so much

person 1: hey hows life?
person 2: well, so far it SUCKS

by ihatelifesm666 April 3, 2019

life

A slow, aggravated version of drowning.

That whore should die a slow painful life.

by Roberto Julio March 11, 2011

Life

The most complicated exam in the world where most people fail because of copying others even when they know each of them have a different question paper.

Oh! What a life do I have!

by XXXsuckerXXX April 25, 2019

Life

Life itself is a mystery but I can tell u about my life my friends my ex’s life my sisters, mothers,fathers,grandparents. I bet ur thinking “what’s the mystery then”. It’s how we’re alive how were made how were thought like what made my parents want and think to have a kid if they didn’t have that thought if it just slipped there mind I wouldnt be alive like y didn’t they adopt that’s the mystery all the questions probably cant be answered I know for a fact my mom doesn’t know the exact moment she thought I want a another kid and that’s scary

Life is the only mystery Sherlock Holmes couldn’t solve

by Notsoperfectalana April 14, 2019