Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

by NickM808 September 18, 2017

Christopher Rutter

A CCT paramedic who pukes on cardiac arrests.

I almost pulled a christopher rutter on that call.

by rutter4l June 13, 2021

Christopher Flores

Christopher Flores is the best person in the world, he's perfect in every way and I'm so lucky to have met him

"Nobody is perfect"
"Christopher Flores is"
"Shit you're right"

by Webingo November 28, 2021

Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

Christopher

If your meet a Christopher they will be very loyal and give you the biggest smile. they might get hot headed a lot when you mess with him or his friends. He might be stubborn you will always see his nose stuck in a book. He loves his family and friends with all his heart he will never let you down when he makes his promise. He'll probably look mean but give him a talk he might even wright his number on a gum wrapper. If I missed anything just comment😉

Christopher is really the man for me.

by Handsom, smart , intelligent March 27, 2019

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024