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Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
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Claire

the best friend you could ask for. claire has a wonderful family but she doesn’t appreciate her parents enough. her siblings are always very sweet to her and made her the person she is. claire’s best friend is also wonderful, aka me; nora. claire is very goal oriented and very smart. she is incredible at soccer and is incredibly skinny. she is so beautiful she could be a freakin model and is the best person ever. claire is hilarious but has an odd sense of humor that only few understand. she has the most beautiful blonde long hair. claire can get annoyed very easily by just the slightest things. but she only lets it show with people she’s close with.
claire: DONT POST THAT I HAVE DOUBLE CHIN IN IT!!

me: wtf no you don’t. i-i

claire: DONT POST THAT
by ghgdgkii December 2, 2018
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claire dodge

Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
"Junior, can you please go out and empty the trash bucket into the claire dodge?"
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017
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Claire and Shoncy

Claire and Shoncy: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.

Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.

#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03
Man, me and my b****, we're like Claire and Shoncy together.
by Majeedesty July 9, 2017
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Claire

A Girl who is beautiful, Strong, But never responds to your calls or texts
Boy1:Omg she is SUCH a Claire
Boy2:lol nope you just ugly
by PrincessPom October 13, 2018
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Claire

A girl that is loved by a Brady. Totally gorgeous but don’t know it! The Racheal to your Ross, the Pam to your Jim, the Jessica to your Nick!
“Who’s that girl, who’s that girl, it claire”
by Imthemanwhocantbemoved012798 October 27, 2018
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claire savage

She goes to st Thomas aquinas school. Claire is secrecty ratatoing, and is pressed because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She’s really tall and hates her blue eyes which is lame. She also looked really cute before braces!!!
Local: omg she looks like a rat
Me: she’s such claire savage!!
by KittyGorl55 November 6, 2018
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