spunk II

random idiot who likes -----
spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off
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spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e
spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off
by March 10, 2022
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spunk II

idiot who likes j----
*moan*
spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off
by March 10, 2022
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spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.
Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!
by Yeoballs July 05, 2022
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Rainbow bubble of spunk

A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.
Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk
by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022
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spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.
Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.
by oneofthebiggest December 18, 2013
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