Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Gxd Speed

I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.

Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!

by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014