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southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
by Chrizpy February 10, 2018
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Southern Barn Bomb

A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.
Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
by Hick Country October 12, 2021
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backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.
Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer
by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023
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southern snake style

verb: when 4 or more men penetrate a women in the same hole either orally, vaginally, or anally at the same time
guy 1: dude mindy is such a slut.

guy 2: y?

guy 1: because judah drew ben n i southern snake styled the shit out of her ass all nite long

guy 2: yuck. hey why wasn't i invited?
by blaque zilla August 5, 2010
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Southern House Party

A sex act involving the insertion of an airhorn into one's anus. May be done solo or with partner(s).
"What's all that racket?"
"I think my neighbor is throwing a Southern House Party."
by ThiccDaveCave March 12, 2017
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The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!
by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021
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