Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
Get the the snails mug.Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
by aitchrjay August 5, 2012
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I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
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Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.
"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."
"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023
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She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails
Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails
Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails
by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023
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