Selfie

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph, in a subversive twist on the traditional understanding of the photograph. Usually conducted because the subject cannot locate a suitable photographer to take the photo, like a friend.

Hugh-man 1: Charles, my prince! I see you took a selfie last night! I found this out on the book of faces, on the interwebz. Ghastly stuff, those selfies!

Hugh-man 2: Leave Charles alone! If he doesn't want to have friends, that is his prerogative!

Charles mumbles inaudibly as they gag him and put him in the back of a van.

by A Myth March 17, 2013

self-rape

Raping one-self.
Your mind tells you NO, but your body tells you yeeaaah.

Self-Rape: Courtney is self-raping herself! That dirty snow ho!

by DividedTheyFall May 23, 2008

self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

mindless self indulgence

A band that is classified under their own name and that of which is evil yet delicious. the left rights are a part of the label..band consits of Little Jimmy Urine, Kitty, Steve Righ? and Lyn-Z..very awesome.

I wish that the band Mindless Self Indulgence would come back to Norfolk so I can fuck Jimmy Urine

by Fairy of the Mushroom June 3, 2004

self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

self hypnosis

it is a state of trance achieved by a person where his mind achieves increased sense of focus and the body is ready to comply with the suggestions and orders. It helps people in indulging into their work with higher motivation. It is used for treating pain and other disorders too.

self hypnosis for anger management, self hypnosis for habits, self hypnosis for smoking cessation, etc.

by Smriti Kaushik September 17, 2007

self-anaemic

Word that doesn't exist but Fightstar invented it and never explained what it means.

'I'm alone and self-anaemic...'

That has no meaning. I googled it.

by cleansmeistertroth October 24, 2008