Robert

Robert is a turd. But he's absolutely amazing. He's the best friend anyone could ever have, and is an even better boyfriend. He is beyond caring, even though most of his affection is shown by picking on you and making you laugh. Or just pushing you into lockers. He can laugh at his own mishaps. Has the best laugh ever! His hugs can make any girl melt along with that smile. He smells really good. He's obsessed with batman and would probably get all bug-eyed if he found out you love batman too. He lacks motivation when it comes to school work, and doesn't think he's that smart. He's actually really smart and is a deep thinker. He rarely ever cries, but when it happens it's the saddest thing ever. Literally you can't find one person that doesn't like him. He likes outdoor and hands on work rather than an indoor job. It makes him feel more productive. He always puts other hearts above his own. He's not an arrogant asshole. He's humble and if you ever see him in a comic book shop, it's the best thing ever. He's so cute when he's all excited. He doesn't think so, but he's actually extremely attractive. He's freaking sexy especially with his shirt off. But still with it on. He's seriously, the best thing that will ever happen to anyone.

Girl one: Robert is such a nice guy.

Girl two: and he's hilarious

Guy one: he's respected

Guy two: he's a real nigga

by Alittlebitofeverything May 2, 2014

Robert

Robert is a good guy. Yes he has made many mistakes in life that he isnt proud of. But in his defense he wasnt handed A book when he was born on how to live life the right way. He came from a dysfunctional family and had no real chance in life..I know for a fact that if he could go back do it over he would change so much. I think he is very misunderstood and trying to find his place In life. He has anger issue that he can't control at times and has acted out..he regrets it every day.. people should cut him some slack

Robert is doing the best he can

by Cuthimsomeslack May 20, 2019

Roberto

A very nice person after you meet him is very sweet and gives you 20 dollars for christmas

Wow that's a roberto

by Miranda should be his sister February 7, 2017

go home roger

When one is dismissed after showing up uninvited or overstaying their welcome. Usually after being very annoying and childish. Roger may be a relative of Felecia, better known as "bye Felecia"

"What are y'all doing tonight?"

"Go home Roger!!!!"

"Can I get a ride to the bus?!"
"Go home Roger!!!"

by @NoChillChris June 10, 2014

Robert Plant Three Hit Combo

Slapping A woman Across The Face With Your Penis First Then
Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.

Last night I gave this hoe a Robert Plant Three Hit Combo after she sucked my cock poorly.

by Chuck G January 9, 2009

Rogering

Giving a woman/lady some loving

Man: Im going over there and shes getting a good rogering.
Mate, F00 sur3

by John Bowles John Bowles September 1, 2005

Robert Langdon

main character of the books "The DaVinci Code," "Angels and Demons," and "The Lost Symbol" all by Dan Brown

Did you read about Robert Langdon's adventures in "Angels and Demons"?

by Cassie... February 23, 2011