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Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022
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The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008
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Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?
You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.
by FoxNSox January 11, 2019
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rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.
After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.
by kdunkle March 8, 2011
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road doggy

Is when you are getting a blow job driving down the road in your car.
When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!
by dizzotizzo January 31, 2014
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road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business
"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."
by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014
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a dark road

a 2021 album released by gideon gilmore, often concidered to be one of the best evermade
a dark road just got the album of the year award
by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021
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