General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
by rizzperez March 6, 2025
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Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
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