Pressed

Being under pressure or making a big deal out of nothing

“He’s hella pressed.”

by Anonymous 2982 October 23, 2019

Pussy press

To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.

Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)

by if ejebhrbe May 15, 2018

Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

press a trip

To complain about something.

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.

by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯

Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend

by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019

Pressed

A word someone says you should put on Urban Dictionary because they have a stupid sense of humour.

Me: Someone tell me a word to put on Urban Dictionary
A: Pressed
Me: The fuck?

by Mii Simp February 8, 2021