The Port on the Square

The best student accommodation in Bristol :D

- I live in the best student accommodation in Bristol
- The Port on the Square?

by dsfghhjft May 20, 2024

Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.

Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.

by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024