the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
Get the Popcorn fartmug. by Say.. October 22, 2017
Get the Popcorn kiddie shitmug. A nice way to say stop talking especially if you’re beating a point to death. It’s like a safeword for too much talking about a subject matter or too much talking in general. Just like popcorn which burns easy after 2 min, good conversations need a safe way out of they are going too long but need to not be rushed either
Person 1: “Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah, and blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah (2 min later) blah”
Person 2: “Popcorned!”
Person 1: “Ah, ok.”
Person 2: “Popcorned!”
Person 1: “Ah, ok.”
by Fact Based Person February 3, 2018
Get the Popcornedmug. by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018
Get the wet popcornmug. by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018
Get the popcorn bollocksmug.