"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022
by JackFromKansasCity September 19, 2020
by the hot loner August 20, 2010
The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.
Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...
by Piratesbooty March 17, 2016
A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.
Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:
Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."
Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."
Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."
Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."
by Richard Cox Head March 12, 2014
a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas
by yes it's me goku for life!! October 14, 2015