your friend gets her cell phone stolen and a week later your cell phone gets stolen, and youve got doo doo paste.
by mo-town-throw-down December 13, 2007
Get the doo doo pastemug. by TimeKingPanda January 24, 2024
Get the Population pastemug. by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024
Get the Pastmug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug. A really retarded roblox player stereotype. Copy & Paste are retards that online date and their about the same on any slenders and gachatards. But Is like a female slender
Copy & Paste Player: Hai UwU wanna online date?
Slender Player: Ok sure OwO
Anti Slender Player: Oh fuck is a slender and a Copy & Paste player. Let me kill it to save roblox
Slender Player: Ok sure OwO
Anti Slender Player: Oh fuck is a slender and a Copy & Paste player. Let me kill it to save roblox
by Matsuski Okazaki AFO November 3, 2021
Get the Copy & Pastemug. When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.
(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017
Get the Copy-Paste Comebackmug. copy and pastes are girls on roblox who online date tall as boys known as “slenders”
they usually wear 200 pounds of hair they simply wear black or white clothing,
the face they wear is either playful vampire, stitchface, sinister, default face.
and wear korblox either on their left or right leg.
they can be found in ragdoll engine, mm2, or somethin.
their catchphrases are “ - “ “ . “
they will have users like: LovinqxJess & FadinqLivv
they’re are sometimes mean but not all of them.
it’s best to stay away from them because in ragdoll engine if you push them they be at you like a wild animal.
they have display names like: liv or jess if they matching w/ their slender bf Hesmine or shesmine.
see also “cnp”
they usually wear 200 pounds of hair they simply wear black or white clothing,
the face they wear is either playful vampire, stitchface, sinister, default face.
and wear korblox either on their left or right leg.
they can be found in ragdoll engine, mm2, or somethin.
their catchphrases are “ - “ “ . “
they will have users like: LovinqxJess & FadinqLivv
they’re are sometimes mean but not all of them.
it’s best to stay away from them because in ragdoll engine if you push them they be at you like a wild animal.
they have display names like: liv or jess if they matching w/ their slender bf Hesmine or shesmine.
see also “cnp”
LalaLovesCheese345: *pushes a copy and paste and runs*
LovinqxJess and her “gang”: AYE WHY U PUSH JESSY?
LalaLovesCheese345: Thats the point of the game?
FadinqLivvv: Little gurl think she cool pushing lovinqxjess
Lalalovescheese345: It’s not a big deal bro take a chill pill.
FadinqLivvv: *acting all scary* Well we will bomb ur house.
Lalalovescheese345: *being a human being with a functioning brain* can you please shut up. please.
LovinqxJess and her “gang”: AYE WHY U PUSH JESSY?
LalaLovesCheese345: Thats the point of the game?
FadinqLivvv: Little gurl think she cool pushing lovinqxjess
Lalalovescheese345: It’s not a big deal bro take a chill pill.
FadinqLivvv: *acting all scary* Well we will bomb ur house.
Lalalovescheese345: *being a human being with a functioning brain* can you please shut up. please.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here December 28, 2021
Get the Copy and pastemug.