pair cut

The term where two barbers give each other haircuts.

Last week, I went to the barbershop, and saw my friends give each other a pair cut.

by #+_+# December 21, 2025

Pairman

A man who can impregnate girls solely by eye contact. An absolute specimen of male form.

You better not look at the Pairman, he will get you knocked up.

by ToasterHater December 31, 2025

tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.

yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.

by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007

Ptiy'pasi

v,t. (Puh-tee-pass-ee) Acronym: "Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It"

"Fool why don't you shut up and Ptiy'pasi?"

by Stash DeWeed Jr. January 13, 2009

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 7, 2011

Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.

Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013