1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. by Salty bastard August 11, 2022
Get the Parker NoseTalkmug. by Roving_boi November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in
by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016
Get the Tyler Parkermug. by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022
Get the Peter parkermug. 
by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022
Get the parker brownmug.