paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 09, 2019
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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.
Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.
by RobDogSports August 09, 2023
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Rhidoy paradox

Rhidoy paradox can be described as a person who uses products in the shop before paying for them.
Hey dude, check this out there is an opened bag of chips, seems like rhidoy paradox.
by JackFrogs December 08, 2021
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The Lizzo Paradox

When a woman says that Lizzo is gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful. However, she gets highly offended whenever she is told that she looks like Lizzo.
Person 1: What do you think of Lizzo?

Woman: She is so beautiful!

Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.

Woman: Ewww! How dare you!

(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
by Oblong Schlong January 16, 2024
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The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 25, 2022
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