picky pants

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference

Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.

by Khillawatt November 3, 2020

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Pant Cramp

when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.

Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.

by burrito!!! December 19, 2010

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Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

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laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.

by withinsanity April 14, 2013

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Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

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