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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discoverymug. a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022
Get the i pad kidmug. by okokokokokokokokokokkk July 4, 2021
Get the PADmug. The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.
by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019
Get the Mud padmug. “I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020
Get the launch padmug. A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
Get the eye pad kidmug. Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
Get the Padded Tablemug.