Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
by Mitchell_88 February 21, 2010
by Crystal A June 18, 2007
"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003
Due to David's ED, he uses a hotdog to spreate his sphincter for his pleasure. He gets caught up in the moment and sometimes has a oscar meyer recall.
by T.T. Smalls October 29, 2009
NATO phonetic alphabet-code for "I love you."
Used when two lovers in a military service are in love.
Used when two lovers in a military service are in love.
Guy: Honey, India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform.
Girl: India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform too.
Girl: India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform too.
by Adam Hitler November 28, 2009
A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.
Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
by MINI RANGA JESUS October 30, 2019
He is one gay fuck. He will fuck anything in a 5 mile radius to death. I lost my grandfather to an Oscar Max Rodriguez once. He has once even lead the third reich into his un-holy anus. If you ever happen to come across an Oscar Max Rodriguez........RUN!!!
by ppsuck3 March 26, 2018