Orders of Magnitude

Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.

A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."

Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."

A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"

Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

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Warning Order

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.

Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.

by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

Order of Operations

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.

Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.

by Keith from back east July 22, 2022

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 6, 2017

Fantasy Order

A day trading term that all of the top tickers use to make them look smart

I used a fantasy order on AMC to nail the top!

by Trader555 August 30, 2022