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Swamp Ninja

Jerry look at all those Swamp Ninjas drinking 40's
by racer-x2 July 31, 2009
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Pirates and Ninjas

Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.
Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...

Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises
by bedroomhijinks April 28, 2009
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Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.
I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.
by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009
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Ninja Island

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.
Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.
by beattie April 11, 2005
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Ninja Pole

A case often seen in shows like AFV and It Only Hurts When I Laugh, a ninja pole is a kind of pole of some sorts like a lamppost or street sign that you run into. You don't see it coming and you could've sworn it wasn't there, so when you walk along you ram into it and hilarity ensues.
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, then suddenly BAM! A fuckin' ninja pole got me!
by Enviousness January 7, 2010
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Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right
I was just about to play fruit ninja
by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021
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Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.
Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!
by Brandonish January 5, 2008
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