When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019

Shade Whore is a guy or girl who thinks every thing on social media, like posted statuses or memes are shade thrown out for them. They make a big deal about it, tell their friends and create make up drama for attention or because they feel guilty and need support to feel less guilty. Deep down they're over-sensitive, bad liars with people who easily believe them and and a lot of the time no shade was ever thrown at them. With this definition, you can now evade the lies and drama of a Shade Whore.
A: "I posted this funny meme the other day and X thought I was throwing shade. No, the meme was just funny."
B: "Omg, I made this status that was supposed to be inspirational and X thought I was being fake and throwing shade . X is such a Shade Whore...like no one cares."
B: "Omg, I made this status that was supposed to be inspirational and X thought I was being fake and throwing shade . X is such a Shade Whore...like no one cares."
by Amazonian! September 23, 2016

Derogatory term focused on white/pale/albino individuals who stay out of direct sunlight do to their fare complexions.
by Gubaguh June 2, 2024

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.
I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard
by slantough January 11, 2025

by ilovewikipedia August 9, 2024

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.
"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
by dwanye quest May 11, 2023
