On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018

My luvver

Term used in the west country (the west of England from Bristol to Cornwall) to mean absolutely anyone at all. Often used by ladies in shops when speaking to complete strangers.

"Hello my luvver, your pasty costs £1.52," says the lady behind the counter at the corner store to a random truck driver.

"You don't want this bus my luvver," says the bus conductor to a complete stranger.

"We's gots none of them 'ere, my luvver," says the lady at PC World.

by Tiny Molasses March 16, 2011

My Dick

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008

My mellow

A homeboy, or homegirl that is close to you. A way of greeting a fellow minority in the struggle.

Homeboy#1: Wassup my mellow?
Homeboy#2: Aint nuttin my boy.

by Jerome Sandifer November 13, 2003

my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.

"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"

by Traverse May 16, 2006

My bitch

Being owned by someone sexually... Jumping to their every whim

"You can be my bitch!"

by Bruno .B. October 26, 2004