mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).
Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.
by Porn_Nut December 27, 2020
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Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.
Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!
by SahaibP March 09, 2024
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horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.
by Rockchurch July 31, 2012
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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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meat mustard

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night
by Kcole54301 January 31, 2018
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dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works
i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 18, 2010
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