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Unused cock muscle

What you call someone when they are acting stupid or getting on your nerves....
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Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.
"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."
by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020
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betty crocker fuck muscle

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.
by The Belk May 14, 2008
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Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles
"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."
by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022
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lip lock on the love muscle

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
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