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moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"
by moistpages March 16, 2022
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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
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moist

nicole is moist
by shushush October 8, 2020
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Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.
by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021
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Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
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moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead
Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!
by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023
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moist

me
i am moist
by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023
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