Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

Moist

The worst fucking word on the planet

Bob: it's rather moist out today
Tom: RAHHHHHHH *beats bob to death*

by bigmanjerry January 9, 2025

Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.

damn that shorty moister than an oyster

by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021

moist

nicole

nicole is moist

by shushush October 8, 2020

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017