Michael

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.

Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)

by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016

Michael

Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.

Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.

by urbiotch June 10, 2018

Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode

Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael

by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018

Michael

Michael hates people is sad and cold inside has a hole punish heart and everyone hates him doesn’t know how to smile or laugh without pain behind him is to shy to talk to people

Michael hate people cares for no one and loves when people cry and broken like him

by Pryoaxe May 7, 2018

Michael

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.

Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.

Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.

by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017