The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

mcdonalds monopoly

its a event for food at mcdonalds where you win stuff

i love mcdonalds monopoly

by hjyt ujytjuytj March 6, 2020

Goopy Mcdonald

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.

Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !

by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023

The mcdonald's effect

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys

Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023

The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

by ManonXD March 19, 2020

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018