A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 23, 2011
Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
Person 1; We should abolish the Electoral College!
Person2; NoOoO! That would give high population areas more power, that's tyranny of the majority!
Person1; . . .bruh
Person2; NoOoO! That would give high population areas more power, that's tyranny of the majority!
Person1; . . .bruh
by DankiBuddha November 02, 2020
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
Major Bronco is when a music producer is really good at making music, there is a music producer that is called that but with the works written together.
by DrSnuggles September 03, 2018
by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024