A girl named Maria João is usually one of the best friends you can have. She is very quiet and shy around new people, but that’s just because she is judging if you are worthy of their precious time (not to be wasted on dull weird people, understandably). Once she has decided you’re trustworthy, she will lit up your life! She is goofy, funny, deadly gorgeous, super smart and usually small, but she stands her ground. Etymologically a “maryjane” is gracious and kind but once trust is betrayed, she will forever remember that – which is basically true, so better not to mess with her! Living well is important to her, and she will be happy when well fed. She overthinks basically every human interaction ever to exist, but in a day-to-day basis she is easy-going, practical, self-reliant, stoic and ambitious. She pours her heart in everything she does and has a way of understanding the heart of the ones in need. She is determined and will keep going when others would’ve given up ten kilometers back, even if she has doubts on her potential. She can be so down-to-earth that sometimes their gaze tips downwards (and focus on the negatives rather than the possibilities) and should be be encouraged to believe in her gigantic potential and dream the dreams she deserves. Maria João will always have your back and love you even if you are not the type of person that wants to run a marathon like she does. She is the best person towards the people she loves the most and is the best hugger.
Random person 1: That girl is f*cking incredible!
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
by potapatohartis December 11, 2021
Get the Maria Joãomug. This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.
by Twixie74 March 30, 2021
Get the Hana-Mariamug. She is caring, and really pretty. She takes care of others more then herself. Although she can sometimes ignore you you are always in her heart. She is really loyal and has a really interesting romantic life. Your really lucky if you have a Maria Amelia in your life because she is one to keep.
by Chimichangas helicopter November 23, 2021
Get the Maria Ameliamug. Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.
That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though
by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017
Get the filthy Mariamug. Maria Flair is a womens competitor signed to WWE 2K where she is a multi-time womens champion. She has since landed multiple records mostly marking her longest reign in both Smackdown and Raw women championships. She has since become the first person inducted in 2k’s hall of fame male or female.
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Did you hear? Maria Flair won her seventh womens championship!
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
by Maria Flair May 29, 2019
Get the Maria Flairmug. Maria Flair is a womens competitor signed to WWE 2K where she is a multi-time womens champion. She has since landed multiple records mostly marking her longest reign in both Smackdown and Raw women championships. She has since become the first person inducted in 2k’s hall of fame male or female.
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Accomplishments:
Only woman to score 300+ days as champion.
Only woman to remain with 2k from its start to present.
First Smackdown live Womens Champion
First woman to hold both Raw and Smackdown Womens championships.
First triple crown with all three belts.
The Queen
Headlined 3 manias involving rival Vogue
-Married ❤️
Did you hear? Maria Flair won her seventh womens championship!
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
Maria Flair is one of the best women signed to WWE 2K, being the main reason the division has beefed up.
by Maria Flair May 29, 2019
Get the Maria Flairmug. She is pretty!! A type of person that youll love to hangout with. She is helpful and positive. Relaxing with her is the best thing. But spending money with her could be shopaholic. And she ks down to earth istg. She may looks like cold-hearted , but shes a really warming person. -R
by Luishayk November 23, 2021
Get the maria dominikamug.