Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018

Ligma

Ligament is a terrible disease that all Fortnite get. While COD players get sugma, which is another disease. Terrible cases of Ligma are reported all over 11 yr olds and their dumb asses.

Guy:ligma

Guy 2:what’s Ligma

Guy:LIGMA BALLS LOLLSHJEGSNDNS

by Doctor of Lyman August 31, 2022

Ligma

Ligma is a dumb "disease" kids (7-14) use to tell their certain someone to lick their nasty asses. dont get it confused with the donkey type ass.
Anyways the definition is not over. let me tell you how ligma means "lick my ass"
Lig= Lick
Ma= my ass

(some how ass was put in there)
get it?

Dumb 12 Yr old: "Oof that lesbian over their must have Ligma OOOH SHIT"
Other 12 yr old: "i fucked my girlfriend last night. i think she has ligma now!"

*INSERT LOVEY DOVEY FACE*

by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019

ligma

LIGMA BALLS LMAO

LIGMA BALLS

by LIGMA BALLS LMAO November 1, 2018

Ligma

A disease caused by fortnite that is really fatal effects nonstop fortnite blue hair etc... it also dameges the brain shrinking it.

christian died from ligma

by Dr.swolen January 10, 2019

Ligma

ligma balls

my gay friend ligma balls

by LIIIIIGMA October 20, 2022

ligma

a very critical disease. ninja was found to have ligma aswell, extremely heartbreaking.

"i had a crush in third grade, but she died of ligma."

by kihyun December 17, 2018