lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025

Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3

Gabriel lap is a nice person

by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

by anonymous December 19, 2020

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023