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lap log

"you ready to take this lap log!?"
by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015
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J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.
Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.
by FF L October 2, 2025
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Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
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National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day
exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022
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Lap Ham

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"
by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
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LAP

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
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